Title:
Blueprints of the Afterlife
Author:
Ryan Boudinot
Length: 430 pages
Format: Paperback
Genre: Fiction; Science Fiction, Post-apocalyptic, Dystopian; Non-linear, Surreal
Publisher:
Black Cat / 2012
Cover Design:
Nate Manny
Source: Library
Rating:
✮✮✮
Reason to Read: I first heard of the novel through an
io9 article discussing their most-anticipated books for 2012. Naturally, I thought I should check out this surreal version of the afterlife for myself.
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Blueprints of the Afterlife tackles an ambitious agenda for post-apocalyptic junkies—in one novel, readers are led through a shattered, chaotic vision of the future, where unimaginable disasters and Newman armies have wiped out most of humankind, and then taken back to the pre-FUS (Fucked Up Shit) era to unravel the origins of our collective downfall. In essence,
Ryan Boudinot has crafted one-hundred years worth of narrative detailing our inevitable destruction, our growing dependence on invasive technologies, and the single flicker of hope holding the world's salvation.
You know, same old.
Welcome to the future, where the apocalypse is a fixed point in the past. Most North American cities have been wiped out by Malaspina, the Roving Glacier of Death, who unleashed its fury in the aftermath of global warming. Medical care is supplied by networked nanotechnology called the Bionet, where cures for the common cold and a severed spine can be downloaded instantly; however, human nervous systems can now be hacked and re-programmed at the whim of underground DJs. And we haven't even touched on the Newman armies and human clones who aided the downfall of humankind…
In this post-FUS era, mysterious forces are drawing together an unlikely group of survivors for unknown ends. Abby Fogg is an anachronistic digital film archivist sent to recover an interview transcript from an aging pop star's personal collection. Al Skinner is a former mercenary of the Boeing Army and a recent "forgetfulness junkie, a man who's downloaded his memories to external hard drives in order to forget—but the past never stays silent for long. Woo-jin Kan is a gifted dishwasher with the Hotel and Restaurant Management Olympics medal to prove it. He lives with his foster-sister, Patsy, an obese "pharmer" subsidized by the government to grow various drugs and human tissue transplants within her fat. After Patsy's suddenly air-lifted from his life, Woo-jin is given the task to write a book about how to love people—but where to start?
Over them all hovers a mysterious man named Dirk Bickle who puts people in the right place at the right time—and all of it culminates in a full-scale replica of Manhattan under construction in Puget Sound. Just an average tale from the End of Days, no?
So, quite the epic plot to tussle with. And, sometimes, even calling the book "surreal" seemed an understatement. Boudinot creates a nightmarish, convoluted, and extravagant vision of our future while still remaining rooted in current concerns (e.g. global warming, dependence on fossil fuels, moral questions around cloning, public access to personal records, etc.), and he delivers a bizarre and entertaining new hope in the form of Mr. Kirkpatrick, the elusive super-admin (or god-like) figure behind the Bionet. I felt I'd dropped acid while reading certain sections, and my thoughts were confirmed as I tried to explain this book to friends over the weekend…
All that being said, I almost bailed on the book after the first chapter—the novel opens with a crass, longish introduction to Woo-jin that spirals down into excessive and needless cussing, foul food descriptions, and strange dick jokes. I could see more than a few readers jumping ship after learning Patsy's growing penises in her breasts, and I wouldn't blame them—but once chapter two rolled in and Luke Piper's interview transcript began, I was hooked. I am not one to bail on books (hence why I gave chapter two a shot despite the first fifty pages), but I do question why Woo-jin's chapter was chosen to lead this book. I'm just glad I could warn other readers in case they're turned off after that opening…
I found the writing quality was inconsistent, but I wonder if that's due to the surreal quality of the plot. On one hand, readers come across strange (and perhaps unnecessary) scenes such as the clone orgies at Kylee Asparagus's remote seaside mansion, and Neethan Jordan's desert survival trek that somehow morphs into an RPG zombie/Mario video game…? Yet, on the other hand, Boudinot includes remarkably touching moments as well—for instance, when Al Skinner finds himself dying in the woods, he powers up an old console containing his father's memories of Al as child. He watches himself grow up through his father's eyes as he's dying in the present tense. Both heartbreaking and gorgeous, I tell you.

Of course, I was pulled back into the narrative whenever
Boudinot made detours into the hard science of his universe—I marvelled at the invasive and powerful Bionet and the nanotechnology that mirrors a novel called
Harmony by
Project Itoh. I loved the sinister idea of DJs who create "embodiments" and program the lives of willing subjects. Also, I found Skinner's narrative intriguing because of his addiction to downloading his memories—if he treasures a moment, he wants it recorded for posterity; if he fears and dreads a memory, he wants it erased from his mind, however he cannot bear to part with it completely. I feel there's a novel waiting in that idea alone.
Last, I was thrilled to find Canada rendered and represented in a post-apocalyptic, dystopian landscape. Abby Fogg represents for all the Vancouver natives and UBC archive students out there. Of course, Canada's main role here is its destruction under the icy weight of the sentient glacier and the rabid polar bears following it—still nice to have a few shout-outs in a genre where few exist.
Overall, quite the tour-de-force when it comes to science-inflected, "End is Nigh" literature, though I do warn readers to proceed with caution (and not just because of the polar bears…)
Ideal for: Post-apocalyptic fans in need of an acid drop; Readers keen on discovering the space where hard science and surrealism collide; CanCon-aholics; Dystopian fans who like their narratives epic.